I love to flip through a book while eating dinner and last night it was "Touching Spirit Bear". I flipped to the back flap and was immediately in awe. Below various awards and publications was this line.
Ben lives in a log cabin near Bozeman, Montana, with a 750 pound black bear that he adopted and has raised for the last twenty five years.
And a picture similar to this one, which I found on the author's website.
I'm feeling a bit boring. All I've done is get married young and have some babies! Maybe I can raise albino alligators or live with wolves for a year. Otherwise all I'll have to recommend me is my writing.